1.
If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, none other of my species will find him here. But if he is to die, then let him die...! "AND DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION!"
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2.
Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.
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3.
You like sugar, huh?
Is there sugar in syrup?
Yes.
Then YES!
4.
Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun.
Mmm. Needs sugar.
It's too early. I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.
They sure look ripe to me.
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5.
Yesterday, she couldn't sleep. Today, she won't eat. She's in love.
Well if that's love, somebody goofed.
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6.
What kind of a mother am I?
If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
7.
This fog's as thick as peanut butter!
You mean pea soup.
You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!
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8.Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
"Naw, I'm doing just fine..."
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9.But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington.
10.
"My psychiatrist thinks we should break up."
"What? I didn't know you were going to a psychiatrist."
"Well I'm not actually going to one. I've been dating one for four months."
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11."Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!"
7 comments:
i think i know 5 of those. perhaps a few more! i love christmas!
I only know #11. Without Google, I stink! :)
Except for maybe #10, they're all classics! I'll post the answers later...
Except for 11, I'm stumped.
I know 4 and 11. I recognize 1, 2, and 7. Number 10 cracks me up.
Hmm, I'd fail this quiz. I think 3 is from Elf? 11 is How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Some of the other ones sound familiar, but I can't place them. I need to brush up on my Christmas movies! :)
Very nice collection of these Christmas quotes from favorite movies. I love Home alone series, especially the first part. I and my kids watch it every Christmas!
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