morning report

...Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report

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"Hey Brenda, what's your snowman's name?"

She hardly looks up from her legos-

"Frosty"

Duh.

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And where did this little snow beauty come from?

 Let's get a close-up of that perfect face, shall we?

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The little prince is celebrating this NO-SCHOOL day by catching up on his beauty sleep.

Mike is working in his PJs.

And I'm not wearing pants.

...On the morning report!