Potterhead?

Me?  Not at all.  In fact after the 5th book I was done.  A friend filled me in on the rest of the story and I skipped movies 5 & 6.  The 7s were pretty good. 

But I did attend this meeting with my buddy "Sevs".  (The BEST character.)  And I had all these ideas on how to bring everything to a close... 

"How about a dance off?  Or an episode of Wheel of Fortune?!  (I could totally bring the house down there.)  ...A big fundraiser!!!"

"No.  Potter must DIE."

"Really?  Why not Ron?  He's much more annoying..."

"Potter's suffering will bring me much joy."

"Man, you people are gloomy.  And what gives?  Snape said there'd be donuts..."

So anyway, sorry to all the faithful fans out there.  It's over.  My only real sadness is that Snape never found love again.  (Unless you see Sense & Sensibility.  Alan Rickman (the actor) gets the prettiest girl!  GO ALAN!!!)