My dad'll like this one...

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
--Daniel Lybra

Stephen Colbert-
We invited Mother Teresa to respond to these charges.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
--George Carlin

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Rita Rudner
Happy Sunday everybody.